Hey, I'm trying to get a logo for my Xbox 360 football team, the Ninja Pirates. I need a quality/funny looking logo that combines ninjas and pirates. It needs to be a person. Features such as samurai swords, hooks, cannons, parrots, nunchucks, etc. could be added as props.
The colors should be (in order of importance) black, white, and red.
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