Pimp name & stats generator

[John Hughes]

I thought it was hilarious - *click* (http://www.slickpimp.com/calculators/pimp_name.asp?aim=%25n)

Name: "Long Dong Freddy"
Cadillac Year : 1960
# of STD's : 15
# of Gold Teeth : 2
# of Illegitimate Kids : 4
# of Hoes Owned : 10
# of Arrest Warrants : 6
# of Hoes Slapped : 85

[Digi Pixie]

I'm Tony Da' Phony...gee John, urm...I mean, Freddy...you've slapped over twice as many hoes as I have! :(

[Viika]

I'm Tiger Jack

Cadillac Year 1961
# of STD's 3
# of Gold Teeth 11
# of Illegitimate Kids 6
# of Hoes Owned 8
# of Arrest Warrants 1
# of Hoes Slapped 97

ima hoe slapper !

[John Hughes]

:cheers Still the oldest cadillac....

I just thought it rather amusing that such "status" probably does mean something to some people... ho slapping indeed...

[UniqueDesigns]

i want some hoew to but the link isnt workin for me i guess ill try again later